I’m Not As Creative As I Think That I Am

I put my writing bits through an analyzer of sorts and got the following results, all sci-fi types:

I write like
Cory Doctorow

Actually, I got this response to about 90 percent of the stuff I submitted.

I write like
William Gibson

I write like
H. P. Lovecraft

I write like
Arthur Clarke

I write like
J. K. Rowling

I also got this asshole every time a post was incredibly pretentious and self-centered:

I write like
David Foster Wallace

Also, as this is an incredibly narcissistic post unto itself, I put what little text there was through the analyzer and got DFW again. Gross.